Originally Posted by
D0zing4Dollars
Back, way back in the day....
Husband (Captain SierraHotel) laying in bed with his wife.
Phone rings on the nightstand (old-fashioned kind).
CA SierraHotel: "Hello"
Crew Scheduling: "Is this CA SierraHotel?"
CA SierraHotel hands phone to wife and says: "Hey, somebody's looking for your husband!!"
Far as I know, true story!
That story is as old as the one where the CA pulls the jet back into the gate after being told of long delays, retires on the spot and walks off the jet.
Folks need new material.