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Uninteresting
reminds me of floyd from continental
“hello copilot barnes, you are now checked in for a 3 day indianapolis trip reporting tomorrow at 0430. thank you for flying continental, one of fortune magazines best places to work.”
"Ways to save money in Contract 2002..outsource scheduling to India"
(This is a classic. Especially the waiting music, with suggestions on how to pick up more flying)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6C8Z9aBa2Y