3. Stuck in San Juan
Our flight was delayed landing in Puerto Rico for over two hours due to Iguanas on the runway. I thought they were joking at first, considering the size of an airplane compared to that of a lizard. Apparently, they grow them bigger down there and they can cause havoc on smooth landings.

They are not joking! Have you seen the size of those things? I was down there for a couple of months flying out of SJU and the first time I saw one of those things I though it was Godzillas baby I think those iguanas use the same supplier as Barry Bonds does