I feel you sandman2122, PitFall, PacMan, Pole Position, Combat, Donkey Kong, I can go on and on.

Just make Browntail a negative word itself. For example:

You are such a Browntail> Or your breathe smells like Browntail> Or my favorite>>>>After a one night stand with a woman that you met at the bar, you go to hotel do your do, only to have the condom break. 3 weeks later you got to the doctor to find out that you have caught Browntail Type 5