I have always said we should keep Browntail on here purely for entertainment purposes. On days when I get grief from judges and clients, I come here to find comic relief. And it brings tears to my eyes to see so many of you trying to out-do Browntail. I mean, as if you can knock the Master off his throne! And you have to admit, he's pretty funny sometimes. I noticed that in the voting portion of this thread, he voted to keep himself in. Now that is cute.

Whenever I think of Browntail and those of you trying to emulate him, one word comes to mind - masochism. The dictionary gives the following definition of the word.

noun
1)The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused.
2)The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself.
3)A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.

You guys are doing him a favor by beating him up.