Originally Posted by calcapt
So sorry on the oversight. I was off goofing off while my girls were being taken advantage of - won't happen again. Notice: no morons or idiots are to mess with my girls from this point forward. I will send a private photo of the pimp when I see pictures first. I just don't want to destroy this Tom Cruise image. After all, nobody would volunteer to be in the posse if they knew their pimp looked like some big fat ugly guy trying to impersonate a pilot - now would they? Plus, I don't want Falcon Girl to know I am only 5'1'' and weigh 305. She would call off the wedding.
Man, just finished with a hearing that lasted 2.5 hours! So I come to the forum for stress relief.
How did you know that I am 5'1" and weigh 305 also? I have hair on my back, too. Do you?
And my dear Captain, the rule is "you show me yours first." Besides, Slice already gave me a hard time about not knowing how to attach a picture to a message. I was not able to do it here. Just not techie enough, I guess.