Haha, sigtauenus, reminds me of this Army Maj I know, he originally was a marine corps pilot, got out with 17 years of service, back in the early 90's drawdown, then when the military ws asking for pilots he went into the Army, but they screwed up his paperwork and he went in as a CW2 for 3 years. He also got told off by a CW3, and a few weeks later his paperwork was fixed and put Maj on. Anyhow, while on a deployment, he found out that the Army accidentally retired him and he had still been flying missions while on retired status, and he had to go back CONUS and sort that out.
Same Maj also didn't know the rule about not crossing the redline at Air Force bases. He's always someone to give a funny story.