Pax (coming on plane): Ooooo boy, whoaa, this is sooooo small, is it safe to fly?
Flight Attendant: You wouldn't be boarding this Barbie Jet if it wasn't safe. If you don't feel safe, I can find you a smaller one, you know, one with those little propellar thingys that go in circles. This might be small, but at least you're travelling in style with Rolls Royce Jets (engines).
TRUE OVERHEARD CONVERSATION!!!!
PS - I literally about rolled on the floor laughing. The FA gave it to him, but it was sooo funny, it almost sounded nice...lol.