I have a Student Driver sticker on the back of my chart case. My conversations with passengers generally leave me wondering how these people get to the airport in the morning.

I was walking down the jetbridge last month to board my DH, in full uniform...
Pax: "Are you really a student?!"
Me: "Yeah, I get my license next week."
Pax: "So you're just observing this flight then?"

You just can't make this stuff up.