Originally Posted by
par8head
took off out of JFK to fly to ORF i think
about 10 minutes after the 10000' check we get a call from the FA
"sorry to bug you but umm, which ocean is that out the window?"
I could barely contain myself while telling her it was the Atlantic, when I switched back to the cockpit I was laughing so hard I was crying, told the CA and he lost it too
...unbelievable
Similar story.....flying MSP-Providence RI, Just crossed the shoreline of Lake Michigan over Milwaukee. Some nutjob in the back convinced the FA to come check on us because he knows that we have fallen asleep because we are over the ocean. He even wrote a comment card and mailed it to the airline stating we fell asleep.
Others....on a CRJ200...
"I hate these damn turboprops!"
"I hope the FAA doesn't see you have the wrong passenger safety cards in this DC-9!"
"I dont think we should be flying around with bombs on a civilian airplane, which one of you is the guy that drops them?" (
Bombardier CRJ)