Hugo Chavez has diarrhea- $7/bbl increase
Hyena urinates on oil rig in Kuwait- $14/bbl increase
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spills coffee on his jacket- $4/bbl increase
Milk truck in southern Iran has a flat tire- $9/bbl increase
OPEC leaders get gassy from American beer while celebrating the rape of western civilization on 300 foot yacht- $54/bbl increase


Paying with food stamps while sill in uniform- priceless.

There are some thing that food stamps can't buy. For every thing else, there's unemployment.