When I was working ramp years ago in IAD, had Walter "the Fridge" Perry get off a Jetstream (42) and complain to the supervisor about how small the plane was. Is there any plane big enough for that guy?

Disregard Mr. Ego earlier who couldn't help but try to make himself feel important because he flies the 170. I drive the "big" Brazilian too, and I have heard plenty of stupid pax complaints.