Originally Posted by
eaglefly
My advice for the interview is to go sleep on a park bench every night for a week. That way, you'll acclimate yourself to their overnight accomodations.
My understanding is that the interview process involves lying down on a backboard for the interview and answering their questions while tossing and turning on the board.
If successful, you'll be handed some hair mousse, a windbreaker and a payment schedule for every flight hour you are granted. The good news is that they've reduced the cost of their backboards. They were able to smoke a deal with various advertisers and they've also been sealcoated for use on your one weeks annual vacation surfing in Buffalo.
The future is bright indeed.
Wow, what a funny post! You make me laugh so hard. Hahahaha. Where DO you come up with this great comedy!?! Maybe you should re-think flying, and consider a career as a comedian!