I fly the EMB135 alot.the other day we were in Newark getting ready to head to Raleigh. We were taking what seemed to be a group of old ladies back to NC. The first one who got on turns to me and says "Geez this thing is so small...what? do we have to sit up front with you and the captain?" I told her she was more than welcome. then hit her in the face with a can of coke.

another time we were sitting on a taxiway in montreal because JFK was closed!! surprise! must of been the storms in texas...anywho....we sat on the taxiway for like 2 hours and i had to pee so i went back to use the bathroom and on the way back this "laguna beach chick" was like "hey excuse me we need to leave because i have a connection to make..." i thought about having her come up front and personally asking clearance delivery for the release right then and there.


i also look like am like 12...so i often get the "are you old enough to fly?"

pax: are you really a pilot?
me: no ma'am i'm an armadillo