I remember when I worked for Skyway Enterprises out of KISM, an F.O. told me this story.

He was flying with an a-hole captain that had to take a dump. Since the only thing we flew were Shorts 360 with cargo Configuration and NO LAV, the guy decides to go in a bucket.

Well the F.O. being the great guy that he is, runs into some heavy, heavy, turbulence. (Pilot Induced) This Captain has crap all on his uniform, the insides of the plane and the parts they were delivering.

The guy was so ashamed at what happened he quit, the F.O. got a better gig elsewhere and the plane was unusable for a month. When the finally did put it back in service, it still had an "aroma".

Moral of the story: don't be an a- hole captain!!