Ok, boys, I posted this in the "alternative careers for pilots" section. If you already have a flying job and want to keep it, then you should do that. If you got F'ed (say, the F word I'm thinking of is not the 4 letter one so I should spell it out), transitioning to a LEO is an option. You might be from the Pacific Northwest and want to come home. Now's your chance! Move back in with Mom and Dad for a while.
Another alternative, of course, is becoming a lawyer.
However, it boggles the mind why anyone would want to be like me, when I want to be like you!