Originally Posted by
Dash8Pilot
UAL Robot: "What airline do you work for?"
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Shuttle America?"
Me: "No"
Robot: "My mistake. What airline do you work for?"
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Mesa?"
Me: "No you stupid piece of garbage. I said Skywest"
Robot: "I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty understanding you. Allow me to transfer you to an agent."
Followed by 10 minutes on hold.
Oh how I love the UAL nonrev line.
In my case it's usually:
ROBOT: What airline do you work for?
ME: Skywest.
ROBOT: You said, Air Zimbabwe, correct?
ME: NO
ROBOT: My mistake, what airline do you work for?
ME: SKYWEST
ROBOT: You said, Mexicana, correct?
ME: NO!!!!!
ROBOT: Entre o diga su número del archivo
ME: *!#*!@*#*@