Originally Posted by Dash8Pilot

UAL Robot: "What airline do you work for?"

Me: "Skywest"

Robot: "Did you say Shuttle America?"

Me: "No"

Robot: "My mistake. What airline do you work for?"

Me: "Skywest"

Robot: "Did you say Mesa?"

Me: "No you stupid piece of garbage. I said Skywest"

Robot: "I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty understanding you. Allow me to transfer you to an agent."

Followed by 10 minutes on hold.

Oh how I love the UAL nonrev line.