(in a Tony Montana voice) "You wanna play rough? Ok, we'll play rough! Say hello to my li'l frien'! Then ask for progressive taxi everywhere you go so as to mitigate the number of potential runway incursions. Don't forget to provide reports when your TAS varies from filed and other various and sundry reports and requests that we need to provide but don't for the sake of expediency.
Personally, I think this article may be overblown and most controllers will scoff at this.