Originally Posted by Falcon Girl
Dang, and I always thought that was enough to have joined the MHC!! (Note to self: Must go back and review this whole 'burrowing' thing).
Okay Charlie, slightly different scenario:
What if the boy bunny did his own licking of the very special and extra sweet sap of the 'red fir' bush, so much so, in fact, that it caused the limbs of the bush to tremble uncontrollably, elicited screams that even startled the Falcon, and caused a torrential flow of sweet sap to saturate the cute little boy bunny's whiskers?
Would that count as joining the MHC???
Excuse me...gotta get get some ice water....whew!!

Orgasms in and of themselves do not count with either partner. You must have intercourse by definition. Forget the bunny bullsh$t, You have got to do the deed all the way to qualify - no other way around it. Your scenario wouldn't count for the MHC, but it would provide a tasty appetizer for the main entree. Desert is optional of course. BTW, no back course approaches are authorized during qualification. I should be kicked off the forum any day now for this post so I hope everybody understands the rules. Now stop trying to find ways to distract me. BTW, did you hear in the news that the IRS is going after pimps for tax money now? They expect the pimps to tax the girls wages and issue W2's and all the other stuff employers are required to do. This life of a pimp is getting complicated. Get ready posse girls, W4's will be mailed out in the next week.