You're just never going to answer about the pay, are you? I feel pretty confident we're not getting the whole truth here.
By the way, you only work two weeks on reserve? You're on reserve and commute, so you're saying UPS only requires 14 days of reserve and you always get to work and home on the same day for your shifts? Incredible.
Or maybe a bit of an exaggeration again?
And if you won't answer about your pay, why not tell us why? What's the secret?