When someone avoids a question, there's always a reason. In your case, you're exaggerating.

You won't answer my questions about reserve.

Your rebuttal for the salary is to avoid the question by firing back at the person asking.

You never even answered if UPS has a no fly list.

Everything that makes you 'cool' (in your eyes) you love to talk about. Face it, the rest you're simply exaggerating about. I bet you hate being a cargo pilot, no F/A's, passengers or kids to show off how cool you are. You know, hand out business cards, stand in the door and let them see you as they board.

You won't answer the questions, but you know deep down you're not telling the truth. There certainly aren't many folks on this board but they know it too.