"So you were in an inverted negative G dive with the MIG?"

"Buhl huh huh l, s.....it."

"Yeah, it's all true, I have it in polaroids."

"well, I...." "WE, Mav, WE"

"Sorry Goose, WE spotted a lone Mig at our three o'clock, 3000 feet below us and I, ah I mean WE immediately turned into him, but we were not allowed get the missile lock on him so we went into an inverted negative G dive above him."

"What were you doing up there, Lieutenant?"

"Well, Maam, Topgun and I were communicating, you know keeping up our foreign relationship, you know, giving him the bird,..... and ah taking the video using my brand new Samsung digital camcorder for the YouTube segment titled 'Mig Alley' ... It wasn't easy but we got it done, we are pleased to report."

"Lieutenant, so you were the one. Look, I would like to hear about your MIG encounter sometime."

"It's Classified. I could tell you about it, but then I'd have to kill you."

"Look Lieutenant, the Navy sees to it that I know more than you."

"Well, it doesn't seem that way in this case now, does it maam?

"You've got Secret Clearance, ... you can read about it. It you'll excuse me maam, I've got to edit my video footage of 'communicating with the enemy, keeping up our foreign relations with the Russian Commies."