I know I am showing my age just from the thread title. And yes, I mean adult tricycle and not adult diapers. I never learned to ride a bike and have no sense of balance whatsoever, but I really want to ride a bike before I die. Does anyone here ride one of these things? Any make and model I should consider? Do I need a helmet? How fast can I go?

Tony and Cubdriver, I'd appreciate hearing your thoughts. And for the others - please no snickering or I'll hold you in contempt.