Originally Posted by
SeatMeat
Here's what you do for the crabs:
1. Shave one side of the "affected area".
2. Set the hair on the non-shaved side afire.
3. Stab the little critters wth an ice pick when they are runn over to the shaved side.
Had to do it all the time in the Navy.
Ok for the last time I will awknowledge you its NOT i repeat NOT crabs. Now go deal with your crabs which you admit your very experienced at. Watch the pick though you dont want to miss.....