[Posting it here for temporal maximum exposure, but please move it later. Thanks.]

At work, the CFO's last name shares the same first letter as my last name. The FedEx guy came by the other day with a package for the CFO. He wandered over to my office, look at the name plate, look at the package and decided the names are close enough. He came in and asked me to sign for the package. Didn't even crack a smile, he was that serious. Cute, too.

Not to be outdone, the UPS guy did the same thing yesterday. Maybe I should hang one of those "YES UPS" signs on my door.