Originally Posted by
penguin22
In a related development;
Hospitals nationwide report their Emergency Rooms have been swamped since the UPS announcement. They report a rash of tongue injuries.
Further investigation revealed most are UPS pilots, having stepped on their own tongues in their eagerness to kick USPS employees to the curb.
Doctors are still not in agreement on how to treat the ailment. Half the doctors say they are inclined to treat the patients’ clumsiness, while the other half prefer to address the obvious morally handicapped issues.
Dude, what's your beef? IF you posted in humor, I don't get it. But, if your "intent" of the post is serious, you are really killing any good will of the UPS pilots that were supporting you. Saying that "I'm stepping on my tongue, trying to kick you to the curb" after most of us have sympathized with you is just plain offensive. Keep it up - you are doing your fellow pilots a great disservice by continually bashing us!