Originally Posted by
nitefr8r
A couple of years ago we had a a major earthquake on Hawaii Island. Shutdown airports state wide, fair amount of damage etc. Early in the afternoon after the quake I get a phone call. I answered it as I wasn't aware the phones were even back up and caller id wasn't working yet. It was crew scheduling wanting to know if I could get to HNL for the afternoon Oakland flight. I told them there had been an earthquake here. They answered that they knew that and that the dh's couldn't get in. I told them the earthquake was about 10 miles from my house and the airport was closed:
"Can't you just drive?"
"No, I live on Hawaii."
<silence>
"Hawaii is an archipeligo."
<silence>
"it's a chain of islands. I live on the southernmost one. Honolulu is on Oahu. I have to fly. The airports are closed."
"oh"
Nitefr8r,
What a weak-ass excuse

. Don't they still have outrigger canoes there? The only question is: would they have allowed the expense of hiring a canoe and a couple of strong Hawaiians to paddle it from Hawaii to Oahu??