Hey an ADG popping it's top on the ground is a real thing. It happened to my aircraft in JFK a couple years ago. Crew change+ running late+ night+ JFK+ poorly lit ramp = ADG deployment. Why I have no idea but it happened and it could have killed anyone who was close enough.

This is a public forum, but surely no one here would leak our top secret conversations back to mgmt. Nah that would never happen.

As for what to do when your frustrated beyond words, JUST DO YOUR JOB.