I was on an overnight in EINN when a flight attendant asked me if she could have my leftover food so she could feed the stray cats of Ireland. I responded by telling a story about when I shot my neighbors cat with a BB gun when I was a kid. That poor cat, they call it Lefty now because it can only turn left when it can stand.

Then the same chick tells me about her pet rat that she takes to all of the local hospitals to cheer the kids up. She said that rats are misunderstood and that they are wonderful pets.


Do not carry bags for the Grannies. Let them carry all 15 bags down the stairs.