Originally Posted by Cass

As one freight dog to another,
When I was breaking in my first 100 hours to satisfy the baby captain reg,I was flying with this poorguy who didnt get any from his wife for about 5 years. So I took to torturing him with short skirts and lingerie. Wed be flying along, couple of the other guys up on the air to air and Id say' Jim, ya wanna see my teddy?, got the black one on today with the matching garter belt" Then Id give him a teeny peek. He would look at me solemnly and say, " you are truly evil" This continued daily for 2 months. Then ,alas, I had to fly alone. So I took to torchering ATC with the sexiest voice I could conjur. Worked too, I never once had to hold going in to Sky Harbor (PHX)