As I get older, I don't find myself getting any wiser. In fact, I have this overwhelming desire to chuck my job, hitchhike to ANC, visit all my APC friends who live there. Then the finale is for all of us to go to the F Street Station Bar and Grill, where we get hopelessly drunk. At least we had fun.

And I don't even drink!

Note to the original poster - I am just kidding, ok? I know alcoholism and its effects are a serious matter. A number of my family succumbed to its siren and they were never the same again.