Just don't do what I did...
"Honey, please ship my clubs to LAX for me so I have something to do while I'm sitting reserve out here..."
"Sure, dear. Whatever you say." (In my own fantasy world, that's how I remember it.)
A day later, "Sweetheart, I shipped your clubs with your shipping account number like you asked. I shipped them First Overnight so you'll get them tomorrow morning before 10:00 AM."
"WHAAAAT?.... Oh, NO!!!"
"What's the matter dear?"
"Oh, nothing, it's just that It would have been cheaper for me to go buy a brand new set of clubs than to pay for F.O. - no 75% discount!"
The next day...
I'm waiting at the gate of the Crash Pad complex, looking at my watch... it's 10:00 AM and they're not here!!! YEA!!!! 10:30 comes, and they're still late, but they arrive shortly after.
So I call customer service, "Sir, you won't be charged for the delivery, since your delivery was not on time." (I never got the $150.00 + charge)
THANK YOU LORD!!!!
