Old 10-04-2008 | 08:07 AM
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Jetjok
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So here's my new idea. I'm going to start a consulting business. A very specialized business that only deals with finding out if a FedEx pilot, has been assigned a trip. Here's how it will work... You call me and I check your calendar to see if they've actually had the nerve to make you work for the money that they pay you. If indeed they've assigned you a trip, I immediately call you back with the appropriate information. Then, once a month, I bill you, say a couple of bucks, for the convenience of having someone else check your schedule for you, and thereby providing you with a plausible deniability. Yeah, that's what I'll do from now on.

JJ
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