Your FO can't afford to buy his own Ipod. So then borrows a passengers in a location where there are no cameras to record his deed............Doooh!

When part of the FA Brief is, "the CA has asked that we move 3 passengers to the rear of the Aircraft, your cooperation is greatly appreciated..." and then ,,, "The CA has asked me to inform you that our flying time is 18 minutes and that we cannot move from the gate until we get at least 3 passengers to move to the rear of the aircraft. and then "Folks, thanks for your cooperation, but will standby passengers ..., ... and ... please see the gate agent at the front of the aircraft?"