If the last time you flew in the left seat was in a 152.....you might be in a regional jet!

If you know a college dropout that makes more money then you do.....you might be in a regional jet!

If your life dream is to wear your uniform in to a bar to pick up chicks....you might be a tool in a regional jet!!

If you are too fat to fit in seats 1A and 1B...you might be in a regional jet!!

IF the aircraft you fly reminds you of a childhood toy.....you might be in a regional jet!

If your dream is to upgrade to something with 10 more seats within the next 10 years of your life.....you might be in a regional jet!