Originally Posted by
TurboFan
If you've perfected the art of hotel key card origami so that you can keep your speed cards in place... it might be a regional jet.
If you can't spare your room key because you are going back to the EXACT SAME hotel every night of the trip, it might be a RJ.
Originally Posted by
frozenboxhauler
If it's raining and you get wet before you get on it,...it might be a regional jet.
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If it's raining and you get wet before you got on, you are out of breath because you are an overweight/out of shape ND who almost tripped and broke your hip walking up the stairs carrying your bags to the cockpit, it might be a FedEx/UPS MD-11.
Don't get excited, it's a joke.