Originally Posted by rickair7777

Um, no.

Back when I was a junior FO jumpseating home coast-to-coast on legacy us airways, the captain asked me if I was going home...I said yes. He asked if I had a wife or girlfriend...again I said yes. Then he asked how long it had been since I had been home...a couple weeks I told him.

So he says we'd better get you in the right frame of mind...and proceeded to pull out a laptop and fire up his collection of classic 70's porno...for 5 hours!

Note: He did verify that all three people in the cockpit were ex-navy before he did this.