Jolly,

Did you have to walk 5 miles (uphill both ways) in the snow to check in for those years of grueling hub turns? I think any of us that work at this company know about flying nights. You are starting to sound like the Purple Nuggets just graduated high school and were given MD-11s to ANC at a job fair.

Now that the company is cracking down on those crazy, no good bot users, we can all feast on open time. It will rain on us like a summer's eve! Yippee!