Anyway... in all seriousness. I would probably try to find some way to get out of south-central Africa. I really dont know the political/military climate down there, but depending on what is going on in your country, you might be able to easily leave for the US, eastern Europe, Canada, etc. From there you can apply to work, become a citizen, get loans, flight train and then join the many of us trying to make it in the airline world in an upside down economy. Good luck. You, myself and everyone else really need it.