Thank you, Heavy, for a light-hearted post. We need a little humor and fun every once in a while.
For my part, I continue to read both The Seattle Times AND The Seattle PI for entertainment. I really ought to get my head examined.
Today, the PI talked about how our ever-vigilant agricultural terrorist busters intercepted a slimy stowaway at SeaTac. This "credible threat" was found in a box of Bulgarian mushrooms off a British Airways flight from London. 62 boxes of mushrooms had to be destroyed and the slug was killed and dissected after being sent to a federal lab. The slug arrived in the United States without documentation and had to pay the ultimate price.