Why would you ever admit you're a pilot to a girl? Actually, why would you admit you're a pilot to anyone? I made that mistake a few times, and got harassed to hell and back by people with their stupid questions, stupid jokes that nobody laughs at, and general pompous attitude.

I just make up something when anyone asks me.

Kerosene Conversion Specialist? Check.
Classified Boeing R&D? Bingo.
Honeywell Avionics Programmer? Yep.
Pilot? Hell no.