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Old 12-04-2008, 02:42 PM
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh,..................



"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's Private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'you know, I Could throw a $1,000 bill out
of the window right now and make somebody very happy, Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy. Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the Window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there.' I could throw all of their asses out of the window and make 56 Million people very happy.'

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Santa was loading up his sleigh on Christmas Eve and was greeted by an FAA Jumpseater. He tells Santa, "I'll be riding along giving you your yearly checkride, can I see your weight and balance and certificates?"

"Sure" Santa says, handing over his documentation.

While the JS'er was looking over his credentials, Santa does a thorough preflight, checks on the reindeer and hops in. While they were buckling up, Santa looks over at the FAA jumpseater and says, "Hey, I gotta ask, what is the shotgun for?" the FAA guy looks at Santa, smiles and says, "Well.. you are going to lose an engine on takeoff."

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What does a blonde say after sex?







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