One evening this Texan walks into a bar and announces to the crowd "my wife just gave birth to the biggest baby boy in all of Texas!". "How much does he weigh?" they asked. "Twenty pounds!" replied the Texan, and he proceeded to buy a round of drinks for everyone in the bar. Three weeks later the Texan walked into the same bar and he looked a little upset. The same crowd happened to be there and they asked "how's your baby boy now?" "OK, I guess" replied the Texan. "How much does he weigh now?" they asked. "Fifteen pounds" replied the Texan. "Fifteen pounds, how could that be?!!!" they exclaimed, "he weighed twenty pounds when he was born!" "Yea, but we had him circumcised" replied the Texan.