I have found fellow crew members complain about me:

taking the big room
taking the good side of the hall
taking the room on the good floor
being too far away from a female's room (I wouldn't hear her cries for help)
being too close to a female's room (I might drill a hole between our rooms)

I have had one CA tell me:
I MUST have a wake up call
I MUST sleep during a stand up
The FAA says 8 hours, the company 12 hours, but on his trips it is 24 hours
Never, EVER sign the sheet before the CA.

Some folks need to get a life.