Originally Posted by
TheSultanofScud
I laughed when I saw this post; it usually takes something pretty fresh for me to actually chuckle from serious text on the web, but I gotta kick. I almost look forward to an encounter like that someday, just to use the above response with poise.
I'd hasten to add that I'd want an unopened can.
Glad to provide a chuckle. You should get another laugh when you see their reaction after you use that line tactfully.
Originally Posted by
cencal83406
I had a FA ask me what she was supposed to do with the bag of semi-melted ice. I've seen the ice thrown out the service door (not saying I like it, but hey it works), so I said "throw the ice out through the service door." She didn't get to this right away, however, as I was making my way around the nose to the right side of the airplane, the ice comes flying out, still in the bag.
Some people are smarter than others. Seems like SAABarooski is right about some FAs.