One day a pilot decides to go get a tattoo and eventually finds a place to get it. While walking around in the place, the tattoo artist asks the pilot what we wants. The pilot says he wants a tattoo of a $100 bill. The artist says fine and where he wants this bill at. The pilot said on his member. The artist was curious why and asked so. The pilot said for three reasons:
1- watch my money GROW
2- hold my money in my hand
and last
3- if the wife wants to blow a hundred dollars, she can stay home

(we all know that pilots have never seen a hundred dollar bill lol)