Originally Posted by embflieger

I thought of this when my company decided to make quota by "randomly" testing me at the end of every trip. After the third time, I had my FA give me a cup of half hot water, half apple juice ("I'll explain later"). I hopped onto the jetway, and said, "You must be here for me again, I'm late for my commute, here ya go," and thrust the cup at the drug test lady. She recoiled in horror, and said, "No, I'm after your FA." So, thinking quickly, I said, "Oh, I saw this on Discovery Channel," and drank it. I thought she was gonna die.