Oh No! You even misspelled Marine Corps! You gonna be hearing 'bout that one I reckon.

Good ones!

Ok, stole this one from the joke site over at our across-the pond cousin's site of. http://www.pprune.org/jet-blast-16/

Guy walks into the Doctor's office complaining of hearing problems.
Doctor asks him to describe the symptoms.
Guy says "Sure, Homer likes donuts, and Marge has blue hair".