AirTran Twelve Day’s of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas my AirTran gave to me,
Twelve hours on duty,
Eleven SAP’s low coverage,
Ten years to upgrade,
Nine dollar tickets,
Eight schedulers crying,
Seven broken recliners,
Six days reserve,
Five ….. URP’s lost pay,
Four years no contract,
Three abused flight attendants,
Two hostage pilots,
And a clueless management team.
Author to remain nameless for fear of being third hostage pilot.
Merry “Holiday” to all and to all a good flight!!